The Baby Speaks Out On Favorites, Life, and The Recession

When I saw the choice of prompts this week for Mama Kat's Writer's Workshop, I immediately latched on to the first one: interview a child.

And what better child to interview than the 5 month old taking up way too much space in my house.

Now, you've got understand....English, at this point, is not her first language; not even a close second. So I'll be translating each of her answers for you.

Let's get started:

1. Let's start with something simple. What do you like to be called?
   
   Ha! I could care less just as long as whoever's saying it is talking to me. But I get called a lot of things; like Little Bit, Whistle Britches, Precious, Baby Girl, and Puddin'.
   
   I'm still not sure which one is my official name.
   
   
2. What's your favorite television show?
   
   Anybody: Up Close & Personal (you won't find that on network television!)
   
   
3. What's your favorite activity?
   
   Screaming. Loudly. Until someone picks up me. (snickers)
   
   
4. What's your favorite color?
   
   According to Mom: Pink. According to Dad: Orange. I personally can't tell you what either looks like.
   
   
5. What do you want to be when you grow up?
   
   Mobile.
   
   
6. What's it like living with 3 older brothers?
   
   Although they beat it out of each other, they treat me like a princess!
   
   
7. Lastly - a question on everyone's mind - how is the current recession affecting you?
   
   I've got milk. I've got diapers. I'm not naked. - I'd say it's not.