On Jon Gosselin's Recent Prime Time Interview

13 Things I would say to Jon Gosselin if given the chance:

1. Just how stupid do you think we are?
   
   
2. How are you going to explain your behavior to your children someday when they discover all of the photos of you drinking and partying while their lives were falling apart?
   
   
3. Divorced Dads Club? You've got be kidding? And with the likes of Lindsey Lohan's father and Kevin Federline? You're hanging with some real winners, buddy!
   
   
4. Are you so flippin' naive as to think that the honeymoon phase won't wear off with Hailey?
   
   
5. And when it does, what are you going to do then- cheat again and blame it all on her?
   
   
6. So Kate was a nag, and could real mean at times. What gives you the right to galavant around with a girlfriend BEFORE your divorce is final?
   
   
7. You can control your drinking? Do you comprehend what happens with alcoholism is as prominent in one's family as it is yours? Don't fool yourself - especially when photos taken of you recently appear you haven't been sober in quite some time.
   
   
8. Did your therapist (which you claim you went to) not teach you anything about personal responsiblity? Of course not, it's all Kate's fault, right? I'm guessing he's a bitter male himself. I'd recommend a new therapist.
   
   
9. You were verbally abused, you say, which is what led you to behave the way you are now. Dude, please check your testicles at the door.
   
   
10. If you cry, as you say, every time you think of your children, then why is it that during your parenting time, you had left them with a sitter?
    
    
11. Is getting to act like a teenager again today really worth the consequences you'll suffer with your children tomorrow?
    
    
12. Face it, Jon. It's a mid-life crisis. We understand that. But buy a trendy sports car, get a face lift, whatever - at least until your children are grown.
    
    
13. Two words: GROW UP! Nobody is buying the lies you're selling.

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