13 Funny Signature Lines I've Seen (Thursday 13)

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1. "Why am I in this basket and why is it so hot?" (eBay Forum)
   
   
2. "When we were together you said you'd die for me; now I think it's time you kept your promise." (Divorce Forum)
   
   
3. "I'll keep my guns, money, and freedom; you keep 'the change.'" (Political Forum)
   
   
4. "Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by stupidity." (Technical Forum)
   
   
5. "The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train." (Divorce Forum)
   
   
6. "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes." (Online Sellers Forum)
   
   
7. "If you air your dirty laundry in public, expect people to comment on the skid marks." (Political Forum)
   
   
8. "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear." (Parenting Forum)
   
   
9. "Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?" (Disney World Forum)
   
   
10. "Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass." (Political Forum)
    
    
11. "Spotted on the back of a T-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: If you see me running, try to keep up." (True Crime Forum)
    
    
12. "Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children." (Parenting Forum)
    
    
13. "If the opposite of pro is con, then what must be the opposite of progress?" (Financial Forum)